See if you can read this with a straight face

28 10 2009

From Real Clear Politics:

“First of all, I don’t think people quite understand, Nancy Pelosi is not simply the first woman Speaker of the House — I think she’s going to go down as one of the greatest Speakers of all time. And she’s very nice and she’s very friendly, but, boy, she is tough.”

I realize that Obama is the greatest writer and speaker since Julius Caesar, but even his silver-tongued eloquence and stunning, thrill-up-leg command of the English language can’t mask the sheer absurdity of the above statement.

I mean, I don’t think anybody likes Nancy Pelosi.  Sure, they may like her ideals, but…


…well, that’s not the face of actual human being.  It’s the botox-ridden visage of a hollow husk animated solely by lust for power, partisan hackery, and the desire to make sure you aren’t having any fun because she’s probably incapable of having any herself.  Have you seen her approval ratings lately?

Keep up the good work, Obama.  The more statements like the above that you make, the easier it will be to tie you and your policies to the Greatest Speaker of All Time®.




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